- I believe that dying is a natural process. However, should I be in pain, please do everything in your power to ease it, even if this requires giving me an epidural. I want this to be as quick and pain-free as possible.
- If I come in dying, please obtain IV access as soon as possible to administer necessary medication. The heavier you sedate me, the better.
- I don't mind being immobile if I am actively dying. I am sure that I will be too lethargic to roam the halls or to shower, so I don't mind being in a bed.
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| One of Sally's ancestors painted this picture |
- I understand there are signs and symptoms of dying, but in order to assess this, you must be able to monitor certain changes...
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| Not good! |
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| Good! |
- Because I have done more homework in researching my doctor than I have in surfing the web for this death plan, I trust the physician I have chosen. If it is obvious I am dying, and my doctor tells me this, I won't demand a second opinion from another doctor in another practice.
- If my death is a long, drawn out process, I don't mind if you augment my death with potassium. If potassium is not available, please smother me with a pillow.
- It is okay to use the words death and pain. Let's not sugar-coat it; it is what it is. After all, a turd by any other name would still smell just as awful.
- If my brain has no activity...
please do not wait until my heart is done pulsating to pull the plug.
Thank you for making this day easier on me and my family. I have prearranged for Tiff's Treats© to be delivered to you and your staff shortly after I have been pronounced dead.
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